Have you seen the east this year, dork?

If the Panthers win out and take the Super Bowl, would that make them a better 18-1 team than the ‘07 Patriots?

He’s protecting himself from a potential Blake Griffin foul. If Blake tried to do to him what he did to Taj Gibson, he would pull back a bloody stump.

Shut the fuck up. You’re fucking with my emotions, right?

The Belmont transfer is both a great spot to get the hell of the red line and a fantastically named sex act (transfer from brown to red..get it?)

#sadcardinals :(((((

Ever since I saw him in that Tenactin commercial I got rid of my athletes foot!

The @BestFansStLouis Twitter feed must be absolutely beautiful to behold right now.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

Meanwhile, Jed’s doing exactly what he wants.

I took that projected lineup/project rotation into the bathroom with me. And I didn’t come out for an hour.

Even Papa John himself seems to have suffered some debilitating injury that’s left him unable to stand on his own.

Does he have a flask in there?

"If you’re surprised by this story’s geography, you’ve never been to" the United States.

I think the saying is about assuming and how it makes an ass out of you and ming

Offshoot of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

getting a hand job, then power bombing the giver and blowing your load on them.

Are all Bills fans just trying to get casted as It's Always Sunny characters?

And after all of that Marshall went out of his way to turn his life around. Seeking professional help for his mental issues and becoming an outspoken proponent of mental health. By all accounts he’s been a first class human being since then. Maybe he’ll screw up again, I don’t know, but I do know he’s been one of the…

If I’ve learned anything from SVG, it’s that the Suns should’ve formed a fucking wall.