You're playing the results. They were inches away from forcing a 4th down that would have had Michigan State shitting their pants.

Probably because no one cares.

Lovers gonna love

Michigan State has already won the national championship.

I can’t live in a world where the Big 10 has 14 teams and the Big 12 has 10.

And in the acc game the refs screw up royally AGAIN calling a phantom offsides to keep UNC from recovering an onside kick and robbing us from seeing a possibly awesome ending.

Insert GOP pimary candidate joke here.

The real question is, what’s the best and worst bottle your wife brought home?

Your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.

I don’t care if she let the principal and the superintendent of schools get her in a raw dog threesome...at 13, I was just glad to stay out of jail.

She was amazing. When I was 16 we were sitting at Thanksgiving dinner and she slid her wine over to me, saying “If the government thinks you’re old enough to drive you should be able to drink wine with dinner.”

I’m picturing J.K. Simmons as the principal, Steve Buscemi as “Idiot”, one of the Mara sisters as my mom...get the popcorn, I’ve got all the stories you like about my childhood (the story told above doesn’t include the time I nearly lost my virginity to the guy’s daughter...I was 11, she was 12. Fun story involving…

Most 13 year olds I knew back then just asked their parents for money. The rest shoveled driveways and mowed lawns.

this is why grandparents are awesome and why parents suck.

I think he almost owes it to his parents to give it a try!

Could be worse. You could’ve become a stripper.

Were you scared? And excited? But also scared?

So what happened then? I’m assuming since you were on the golf team your parents got a pretty sweet lawyer.

I got in trouble for making dry ice bombs in high school, and I’m probably on a terrorist watch list somewhere because of it. Luckily it was a month before my 18th birthday so it never shows me as a felon. Yay.

Forgot a key detail. When my fellow defensive lineman and I got smashed on creme de menthe he shat green for three days.