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At least the big networks are finally getting used to the idea of live streaming.

Sorry, I already read Jenn Sterger’s oral history of Favre. I didn’t even have to scroll four inches.

As a Seattle fan, that's your karmic payback for the Fail Mary game. You just cashed in that chip.

Except this time

Yup, and very pointedly he wasn’t hired by Mark Jackson, but was hired by Joe Lacob because he couldn’t really decide between the two:

You could tell Jackson was just a motivator and not a X/O coach. Moving Iggy to the bench, Green to the starting lineup, and pretty much exiling David Lee took the Warriors to this point all moves made by Kerr. Kerr impressed me when he made the adjustments to put Bogut on Tony Allen against the Grizzlies and then

I love that whenever SAS can use the word “now,” he instead says “at the this particular moment in time” and thinks that makes him sound smart.

That's Sue Ellen Mischke. She's wearing a bra as a top under that coat.

“What’s the deal with the ‘Prevent’ defense? You’re obviously not preventing anything with that formation. Nothing has ever been prevented by the ‘Prevent’ defense. It should be called the ‘Why Don’t You Guys Take As Much Time And Space As You Need, And We’ll Do The Best We Can To Adapt’ defense.”

Why was Seinfeld at the game?

I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.

I miss John Madden :-/

I also think Phil Simms is why people choose to go deaf.

Snap assessment regarding the facemask: Nobody would’ve batted an eye were it not called, but it is probably technically correct. Looks like the thumb was inside the mask ever so briefly and Rodgers’ head turned slightly.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Nothing is worse than Byron Scott as a head coach. Charlie Sheen’s HIV can out coach Byron Scott.

That’s an awful lot of words to say what everyone already knows: Stephen A. Smith is a fucking idiot.

Honestly I have no idea. I don’t know if he’s got coaching jobs for reals or if he’s benefiting from Kerr’s schemes (and the ridiculous talent of the players on his current roster) or not. I just think it’d be really funny for him to return to a place he was considered a joke player now that team is a huge

Nope, New Yorkers are the worst