Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

I’d rather get this on a shirt

Sadly, coming from a small market team-in Arians 5 prime seasons, he made 4 pro bowls and is ranked as top 100 players of all time. People are to quick to make jokes but this cat was nasty good.

Does he seriously think our military today is weaker than during WWII?

With only a couple of weeks left -it is really getting hard to keep count of all the different people who have permanently shit on their own legacy by siding with the orange tumor.

Seriously the quality of the games have been shit. I’ve been slowly watching college football again especially when the power houses play each other.

This is horrifying.

Immediate inductee into the Fantasy Football HOF. Watching I believe his second preseason game in 2010 against the Cowboys where he looked like the second coming of an unarmed OJ was the single greatest thing I ever did in fake football.

Seminole: “Get out of my country.”

Namaste, Mr. Foster. Loved the excitement he brought to Houston!

Arian was a damn good player. He and Andre Johnson are very good guys as well. Hope he has a long, happy and fulfilling retirement.

Becoming more painfully obvious every day, whether the league is willing to admit it or not, that we are on the other side of peak football.

He should have announced this in Pterodactyl

After the way Ajayi has been running, it made me wonder if the Dolphins had began speculating if they would cut, or trade him at some point, though this works for them if they had.

Always appreciated him as a good man ever since this conference;

His story on why he’s walking away.

Good for him. He’s had a good career, and if he feels it is time to go, I can’t blame him.

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.