“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

I’m still using a Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and have no plans to upgrade until it completely dies on me. Sure, the battery life is trash, but I’ve survived this long!

I’m still using a Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and have no plans to upgrade until it completely dies on me. Sure, the…

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Meanwhile, David Letterman was calling Trump racist before it was cool. 

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

I’d still be pissed off about what’s happening to the U.S. right now, even if I didn’t write online for a living. I realize that this is all a game to people who think that if you turn off the TV it goes away.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

In my head canon, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was the last episode we ever got.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.