I can’t tell from the vid angle if this 10.13 was “well-run” but I can tell you the 9.98 video was one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen from a high school sprinter. It’s not so much the time, which is in an of itself incredible (10.13 is a lock to be on the Olympic team for a vast majority of nations in…

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Vampire Weekend fan here...please take my star nonetheless for being spot on.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

Always makes me think of this

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden

the former GOAT

I’m fully a member of the Church Of Barry, and Bonds is easily the best HITTER I’ve ever seen, but what Trout’s done his first 7 years is Truly Some Willie Mays Shit.

the greatest baseball player any of us will ever see

Oh, but they’re all so happy, all the time, and they want to tell you all about it! (As soon as they’ve gotten all six kids to bed and the wife has figured out what do with all these LuLaRoe leggings nobody wants to buy from her.)

You’re overlooking the fact that the Chinese RMB will be the only currency of value in 10 years, the U.S. $ having gone the way of the Zimbabwean dollar. $15M will have the purchasing power of like, a can of Pringles.

Are you kidding, with the hyperinflation that will follow the West Coast sliding into the sea, that will be pretty much peanuts by then.  Besides, our main currency will probably be the Yuan anyway.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

13 year deal? This is such a dumb plan. So, in 2032, the Phillies plan to pay $15million to a 39 year old Harper, after the west coast gets washed out to sea in 2025 and the entire country is in the rubble of nuclear fallout?
Great plan, geniuses! 

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

I keep forgetting the AAF exists except when I see articles here. I have to keep reminding me this isn't an NCAA or Olympics article and that AAF doesn't stand for something like Amateur Athletics Federation. 

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.