“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

Kinda makes you wonder why Johnny Manziel hasn’t tried out for the Mets yet.

Frogs just got a little less cool

Feel like the writer just wants to talk about frogs. We can talk about frogs.

The parade was so much fun though. It was just an enormous party. I only witnessed one minor fight. Everyone was dancing, smiling, laughing, drinking, smoking, and enjoying the gorgeous day, which was a LOT less cold than it might’ve looked due to all the body heat. Cars parked wherever they could, which often meant…

Boston will never be dethroned. They are by far the worst and always will be forever and forever until the heat death of the universe and all that.

Two things...

The Eagles lost 13 guys to IR including the frontrunner for MVP and beat the 5 time Super Bowl champs with a guy who gave up on football two years ago and had to be talked out of quitting by Andy Reid.

If the Patriots had won I’m sure you would have entered a wonderful thoughtpiece on the brilliance of benching Malcolm Butler so go fuck yourself.

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

Displaced Eagles fan pretending to work today while watching the parade.

I thoroughly enjoyed the appropriate appropriations of Stone Cold’s “...gimme a hell yeah” and then the “What” responses from the crowds.
There are a lot of people in WWE that could learn a thing or two about promos from this.

Wow, Kelce has done a great job hiding the fact that he moonlights in the WWE.

The light beer that Patriot slaying MVPs with huge hogs drink? Sounds like a pretty good pitch.

The brief pause while Pederson considers, then agrees “yeah, let’s do it” brings a genuine smile to my face.

And yet MVP and nine-year veteran Matt Ryan wasn’t allowed to override the calls from his offensive coordinator even after it was clear Shanahan had lost his mind. Fucking fuck.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

Why not have a cup of coffee too? Nobody thinks like that. He wanted to score.