Why YEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeesh

You must be fun to hang out with.

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

I have a hard stop at three, so we’ll need to put a pin in that and come back to it.

Consultant. Can confirm.

Can we table the next question and backtrack for a second?

This reply synergizes well with the article. I really like how you drilled-down into the list.

Consulting. Next question.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

MAYO IS GOOD*

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

Glad it wasn’t just me!

Now let’s see the videos of Minnesota fans pretending to be nice to everybody, while insidiously mentioning the one thing their targets are secretly ashamed of.

You’re going to Hell for this.

Oh, my sweet summer child....

Anyone check on Drew?

This one is for your grandfather, then. E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!!!!

I wasn’t expecting such a dominant performance but you better believe I was ecstatic about the outcome. Foles was great, the defense swarmed, and the running game was on fire. Just a complete game all around for the Eagles. I find it funny that I was hoping the Vikes would lose on a missed field goal but after their…

this is the third time in my life that I’ve seen my (now almost 90) grandfather genuinely drunk off his ass, the prior two being the last two games of the 2005 season. While I’m certainly a brainwashed eagles fan, my poppop has been hoping a win pretty much forever, and this is probably his last shot at seeing it, and…