You are a joyless, miserable person.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

So who was their Rooney rule interviewee?

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Philadelphia, you just open the door to your hotel, right downtown, we play. That’s why this place rocks with nothing but Eagle fans, and I love it.

Someone call Jeff Garcia. He’s already got the jersey and everything.

Phuck you.

Also I hope Nick Foles turns into Superman and wins a Super Bowl because 2017 is WEIRD

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

+1 book suppository

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

My first thought was that W looked a little like crab legs.

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.