Lack of creativity? What have you created? There were dozens of new characters, new worlds, new backstories, etc. etc. I bet you wanted to see Boba Fett jump out of somewhere to chase Han one last time, or for force-ghost Anakin to be mentoring Luke. Real original ideas like that. Eat shit.

Yea, but you know at least 30% of all autonomous vehicles will have a turd or puddle of puke in them. Humans are horrible.

Is anyone else’s OCD alarm blaring right now at the sight of this crooked saber beam? Otherwise, a fantastic illustration.

How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?

I grew up about 2 miles from this intersection in South Jersey. Did something happen here, Patrick?

Jane Seymour butt ring

WHO IS THIS? LOOKS LIKE MAYBE A MANDALORIAN BOUNTY HUNTER! Shoots blue blaster bolts, wearing a helmet. In the ruins of that temple that Han and Finn enter.....

The answer is Brian Dawkins

If you want to feel the road and throw safety to the wind, just get a motorcycle, dude. This is the “Netflix and Chill” world that we now live in. People want comfort, safety and toys all the time.

You goddamn Commies.

You are the worst.

You weren’t intrigued enough by The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Hellboy, and Fury Road!? I would love to hear your top 10 list of movies. You must have the most discerning taste in the world. Seriously, reply with your sci-fi/fantasy top 10. Also, you waste a lot of money. You should have known at least…

Random middling talent becomes god in the post-season. See: Freeese, David :: Ross, Cody :: Murphy, Daniel

Is this a bad plan?:

I respect that you don’t drink, but you do know that you would need to go to 3 different stores in Philly to fill that order. PA liquor statutes are by far the most archaic and ass-backward in the union. I will gladly research and ghostwrite a post for you about it.

Hey, Doug. I’m having a party in Philly. Can you bring a six pack, some wine/liquor, and a case of beer?

Noted, but the kid will have a ring in ~3 years.

Philly fan here, and I could not give a flying flock of fucks about this whole faux-righteous charade. I personally feel that it has been a privilege to witness Tom Brady play football, in real time, for over a decade. In an era with Peyton, Brees, Luck, Rodgers, and Favre, this dorky, chiseled shithead has gotten the…

Your only limit is your own imagination....

The trick there is to do something so outrageous, that the Yelp review seems like a lie, and thus does not affect the reader’s opinion (outside of the star rating, of course).