I would say that if one were attempting to emotionally connect to a lump of plastic and failed... that's fine. I mean, she didn't even have wifi, so.

This made me remember back when my dad suspected I was dating he said he could take me to a doctor and he could verify if I was a virgin still, I wasn’t anymore, but I was 16 and I was terrified that he would find out, I just insisted that I was still one and to butt out, thankfully he dropped the topic, but I always…

As ESPN’S Michael Smith once said “I’m pretty cool with my relationship with Chicken.” When I don’t see white folks eating wings like it’s their last meal or no longer see them eating that shit from Popeye’s, KFC or Chick-Fil A then I will think deeper into this. I mean when does CNN do the expose on Kale or Pumpkin…

When Popeye’s reintroduced the chicken sandwich on Sunday I’d say 80% of the people at the one on Sand Lake Rd in Orlando were white. Kinda looked like the “searching for food” after hurricane Katrina when the cameras were turned off.

There may be great story reasons to keep Soujurn out of it until now. However, there are exactly zero story reasons that Soujurn needed to be their first black woman. I'd love to hear them answer the why of that point honestly.

As a storyteller, to say that you’ve “had” to save your black woman for a story is a bit weird, because you’re the writers, and you write the story, and there is nothing you have or don’t have to do. You could have altered the story (most of the story isn’t even in the game proper). You could have changed the…

Once upon a time, Blizzard thought of a great way to generate some extra press coverage for the upcoming sequel to their successful game.  The end.

Hjörtur Smárason sounds like Homer Simpson’s non-union Icelandic equivalent.

That twinkie may be visually ok, but I guarantee you that it is not something that is actually edible. 

Unpopular opinion: Breweries need QA/QC labs before they need 18 types of branded hoodies.

Press Y to honk.

“Why do people do this to their bodies? As we’ve never completed such a food challenge, the appeal eludes us.”

Whenever I get to Bangkok, Thailand, I don’t plan to return home with any dignity anyways, so..what the hell.

“Working harder will not get you paid any more”

The basic rules of working for a cheap boss are:
- Working harder will not get you paid any more
- If you do something once, it becomes part of your job description forever
- If you work too hard, they’ll fire someone else and give you their responsibilities too, without increasing your pay.

Making an effort is a sucker’s…

Unlike other products on McDonald’s menu, McFlurry demand is highly correlated to weather patterns. It’s a known fact that McFlurry demand increases proportionally to local temperatures. McDonald’s tracks their McFlurry orders from their 37,000+ global locations (think of them like ground level satellites) and sells…

Bog Squeezings sounds like an appetizer at a Scottish TGI Fridays. Just me? 

It’s just one big bundle of negative behavioral traits which are purposefully affected and exaggerated for the sake of inviting mockery and degradation upon oneself, because that’s preferable to hostility.

As another Drag Race lover who’s fascination with RuPaul began at the age of 7 (I saw her performing Christmas Carols on Ricki Lake and never looked back), I’m here for it.