it’s gonna be a clean sweep

that’s the wildest part of all this for me! how many times has this man already entered and lost a presidential primary?! cursory research suggests three times, now! how are we all still entertaining this idiotic notion?!

a lot of the perhaps outsize concern is due to the fact of how long it took chinese authorities to confirm the infections - potentially leading to delays in identifying and stopping the source - as well as china’s historic track record of concealing epidemic info that might make them look bad

not so much oil. there is a lot of fracking happening here now, but in the 80s, denver (or outlying tax haven satellite cities, more accurately) made some canny investments in bringing in the tech industry, which have paid off in spades ever since.

“i’m not ready to have children”
- vague
- ambiguous
- leaves the door open for further follow-up questions

the podcast regularly runs over two hours, and i cannot recommend it strongly enough

no lies detected

there is a weird sort of a vibe there that i can’t put my finger on

another significant factor is that huffman’s bribery amounted to $15k, whereas loughlin is in for almost half a million. that’s liable to be treated a little differently when it comes to sentencing.

where he’s gone, no one can put french fries on his food anymore

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try dunking a nutter butter in coffee

joanie, i appreciate your principled stand against outing celebs, even as i am lowkey dyyyying to know. hasn’t acting been one of the gayest professions around since time immemorial? why are there still closets anywhere in the greater los angeles area?? i don’t know anyone’s life and i can’t presume to decide what’s…

“the independent florida alligator” - the sequel to “independent women pt 1" i never knew i needed until right now

sure, i mean, this is far more important than dealing with the opioid epidemic, so definitely let’s tackle this first

- imagine a world without lawyers gif, but for influencers -

my variation on this is i imagine people trying to reconstruct my psychology based on my house. either i’ve been abducted or vanished and police are trying to piece together who i was and where i might have gone, or for a while mtv had this dating show where they would show up first thing in the morning and drag the…

can i get a ‘press X for jason’ up in heah?