right, part of the point at issue here seems to be that the legal infrastructure in the united kingdom inheres certain rights in the designation of ‘mother’. it might necessitate a change to any code where the term is used to replace it with ‘gestational parent’ but that honestly seems like maybe a week tops for some…

if you really wanted to record the fact that this is the parent that carried and gave birth to the child, ‘gestational parent’ is right there

i have nothing useful or interesting to say about this show that i’ve never watched, but that flamingo needs to be a character on tuca & bertie

i’m just confused about this from an intellectual property standpoint. my understanding is that in order to trademark a name or phrase, you have to demonstrate its use in a professional context, and that you’re limited to trademarking its use only in the fields where you actually use it, i.e. if you have a wedding…

i mean, is it theater? yes, obviously. but since the office is decided on a popularity contest...

it’s possible the salt is her favorite part and she started there?

if that’s not a margarita i will eat my hat

for this administration, you’d need to find footage of the other end of that majestic creature

loathe

far and away the likelier outcome is that it would hit the water. something in the 100 meter range is toward the low end of the size category of things that would be likely to survive re-entry, and you’d be looking at maybe a 10 meter tsunami wave height. of course, unlike an earthquake-based tsunami, where you can…

i mean if i came into possession of the direct phone number of a millionaire celebrity who could do more for my career than hard work ever would, i feel like i would memorize it? maybe email it to myself for safekeeping?

dear emm,

makes me want to see how many of these far-right oiks would have a stroke if we went all the way

the fella in the bottom on the lede image is the top, fyi

it’s a paralytic, so directly into the pericardium ought to do the trick

so glad they got hamill to voice him for the video games, as well

if it was a cream i think it would go closer to his eyes and probably get into the many creases around them. you can see in the lede image how the creases that would be closed when his face is at rest are significantly pinker, and the shape of the pink areas around his eyes is consistent with a google. it has to be a…

chow mixes seem to have that effect on people. our foxy brown gets that same kind of attention, although since he’s mixed with a bunch of spazzy herding breeds, no one seeing him in public would describe him as regal. he saves that for when he’s at home. 💖 hugs for your sweet boy.

really having a hard time feeling bad for someone who has $1,600,000 laying around to give to a woman whose stated surname is ‘uwanawich’

i mean, do we really think barron has any kind of feelings for his biological father? i’ll bet you dollars to donuts the boy saw that man maybe twice a year before being dragged to the white house. this is one of those ‘far more attached to the nanny’ type situations, i’m fairly certain.