i can’t be the only person who read that last bullet in stefon’s voice

the video has been taken down, but from what i understand, it’s actually an interpolation, where nicki sings a few of the lyrics from a tracy chapman song in the middle of her track. it’s a common practice in the music industry, but she probably still has to clear it.

one of the more popular ways of preparing crickets as food is to cook them and then grind them into a powder, like flour but with more protein and fewer carbohydrates. you likely wouldn’t notice it all that much.

la county superior court:

yes, the idea of confiding in her is risible - but can’t you just picture him forgetting she’s even there after two minutes and then going on a rant about how ol’ gil michael cohen doesn’t even know about his most felonious money-laundering schemes?

anywhere on the tracks of the g train because who are you kidding, we all know that line doesn’t actually run and may in fact be an act of dadaist performance art

in a stopped j-train on the elevated tracks between two stations because she and the crew got stuck on the way to the intended location

that big-ass cemetery between bushwick and east new york? or, relatedly, the vertical-platform L stop adjacent to same?

but does he have any idea about any detail in any of his buildings other than ‘it’s big,’ and ‘it has my name on it’?

1. make it out of super lightweight foam/aerogel with the thinnest possible veneer meant to resemble marble

oh please let him

i agree entirely. i think it elides a lot of the complexity of the movie to just look at it so narrowly from a gender-foregrounding perspective. ‘sorry to bother you’ is nothing if not deeply intersectional.

my new favorite way is just the drum emoji

if you’re looking for an internally-consistent logic other than keeping non-white immigrants out, their paper-thin cover appears to be claiming that asylum is meant for a nazi germany type situation in which citizens are not free from unjust persecution by government actors, and that violence brought by non-state…

it’s just that the writing and narrative arc on those shows is so bad

they tried to remake the brady bunch first, of course

having never been, i’m reluctant to comment on the city, but i can confirm that the las vegas airport is a dim, dingy mess, and the first thing i noticed after deplaning was slot machines all up and down the terminal

but you would have about 30,000 to 120,000 extra lives, so....

*turning to ivanka* ‘hey this guy really has it going on - let’s bring him on the team so i can spend more time with you, sweet cheeks’

my strong recommendation is to give cats long names, primarily because they neither know nor care what their name is, so it’s really just for my own amusement