i was going to do a quick and dirty pennywise photoshop, but... really, how much would i need to change

fair point!

r.i.p. to a real one. did you ever read any of his shit over at uproxx? because if not, this one is charming:

some of that behavior could be considered flirting, if it happened at a bar, or a wrap party, or in a park. none of it is appropriate for the workplace. (and obvs some of it is not appropriate for anywhere.)

that is their gentle skin cleanser; they have a different formulation that’s specifically facial cleanser. having used both, the texture of the facial cleanser is closer - somewhat more viscous - but it’s also entirely clear. maybe if a guy’s had a vasectomy, his output would look like the facial cleanser.

sausage in a bread roll is usually called just a sausage, or sometimes a frank. i guess some regions have hot dogs with casings but i’ve actually never seen one. that’s why i prefer hot dogs if you’re going to just slap it on a bun and nom down - texture-wise, i find the casing gross and unpleasant.

seriously why are these assholes shooting them off at 1am on a weeknight? just because you all run illegal garages out of your backyards and don’t have to start work until you feel like it doesn’t mean the rest of us get the day off.

i have to tell someone (lie, i have to tell everyone i talk to for the next two weeks, at least), but i saw janelle live last night and good god she was phenomenal. the crowd was on fire too, but it was so cute the way everyone went up when pics of tessa were projected on the stage.

honestly i think it’s past time to just drop pratt off the list. i loved parks and rec as much as anyone, but andy is long gone.

i did that long ago and i honestly feel much better. anything he spews is a lie, anyway, so why bother? leave that for the luckless federal prosecutors to comb through.

technically, the ’ at the start of the name is also a letter, the okina, which represents a glottal stop. also, it’s supposed to always be represented as the ’ apostrophe, not the straight one or the ‘ one. at least, that’s the proper hawaiian language orthography.

that’s not just a twitter meltdown, that’s the anus-faced orange con-man getting phone calls on his personal number from the people who paid to put him in that seat. if there’s one constituency republicans will do absolutely anything to appease, it’s defense contractors.

sign my husband and me up. we both have current passports. i would prefer off-season, but for a shorter stay, i could swing the higher-end rates.

the schizophrenia from the conservative wing of the court is really a masterclass in republican thought

“no, i’m actually sean spicer”

these days, i have to imagine they’re related to our good friend, escherichia coli, but then maybe it predates that - i dunno. i don’t hear that much from my acquaintances. i do hear it about taco bell, which, i’ve never had a problem.

netflix also might hitch their wagon to the genre because the budgets are minuscule and they still aren’t in the black

obviously since it’s your club you get to be the president, but i feel abundantly qualified to be the treasurer

maybe melanoma can go have a chat with ivanka, and next time vanks is giving daddy a lapdance, she can pass on the message

that would probably kill almost all of them. they briefly touched on it in the article, but moving a hive is a difficult and dangerous process that requires a lot of knowledge and preparation. the simple version is you seal it up at night, when the bees are all inside, and very carefully transport it then. but it’s…