if ‘episodes’ is anything to go by, leblanc is probably still bookable... ;)

i loved the first few seasons of the original x-files, but by any standard, the quality dropped significantly before it went off the air the first time. although it isn’t a reboot, per se, because they had so many of the original cast members &c. it could be good, if they refocused on the parts of the show that were…

i’ll keep saying this til i’m blue in the face:
reboot bad things, not good things

let’s all take this moment to remember that both parties’ email systems were compromised in the 2016 election, and only the democrats’ emails were released.

oh man i can’t fuckin wait for them to get rid of ol’ vanks. once that venal, sundowning, orange monster’s daughterbride isn’t available to manage his rapidly-encroaching dementia anymore, that flaming train crash is going to go over a 1,000-foot cliff onto jagged rocks inhabited by vipers and tarantulas. it’s really…

it’s a feature, not a bug. that’s 37,000 more gun purchases for the kindhearted, caring gun manufacturers that pay the nra to buy politicians for them. that’s the part they care about.

when does she ever not, though

some of them can’t read

their marketing seems pretty snotty, though, so the only thing that keeps me from bristling at it is the visual of the actual object. i like it, but i don’t think i could give up maps and podcasts for it.

i think of it like the phone version of a wristwatch. you’re paying for a specific aesthetic object. my phone tells me the time whenever i’m more than 3' from a clock, which is rare in the first place, but i like the style of the watch.

OH SHIT

from your fingertips to god’s kinja

just, like, yesterday, i was saying over on the root that if the venal, sundowning, orange monster in chief ever found out she’d told the press that he didn’t really mean he’d literally have run into that school and saved those children with his heroic might and prowess, she was in for it

say it again

i was coming down here to say, where is the church of satan on this? they could start a program that flies pregnant women in areas where abortion is inaccessible to whatever’s the closest approximation to the onion’s abortionplex, first class, and have some confetti and champagne ready for afterward. (what? it’s a…

but they AREN’T ANTI-ABORTION, though! because there are a whole host of well-researched cost-effective ways to reduce the rate of abortions that they apparently consider just as bad as abortion, so clearly, the abortion itself is not their end goal.

didn’t you mean her grift...?

i’m really torn between just dismissing the obvious trolls that show up caping for our nazi in chief, or replying with the gif of that chained-up eagle still pwning his ass....

honey, $36,000.00 is an ~80% raise for me. the list of things i wouldn’t do for that kind of money is shorter. welcome to capitalism.