because they sucked, mostly.

insincere, i think, is the word you’re looking for

he does have an instagram. i don’t, so i don’t follow anyone - i just google them and look through the pictures.

i imagine staring at ivanka’s tits reminded him about it

if you haven’t yet, take this opportunity to discover my new obsession: java the corgi

typically don’t the irs include a page 1 that only contains the addresses? possibly for this very reason? LOOK HOW EASILY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED

the tune is pretty catchy. i just feel like the lyrics are fairly confusing unless you are intimately familiar with her feud with kanye, and even then if you’re not invested in it, yawn. it’s not like it’s vague enough to be highly relatable - it’s extremely specific.

the only crystal that might protect her from shonda’s wrath is diamond, and only if she builds a panic room entirely out of it, and even then only if shonda’s lasers aren’t up and running yet

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i would go so far as to add that a romantic partner is liable to be a substantially larger expense than an electric blanket, and probably also significantly less reliable

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george bush was desperately trying to keep iraq from having nukes

it’s really motivating me to dive into my work because watching it is the alternative

or left click the speaker icon when sound is playing and it stops

you can also mute tabs in firefox - right click the tab and there’s an option to mute.

yeah i’ve resented kinja since day 1 and i have no idea why univision even wanted it. there must be some fancy-dancy advertising shit in the backend that lets them sell ads for twice the price or something. i can’t conceive any other good reason.

now that i have your attention, though, when they launched the system we had several continuous months of people showing up to post gifs of really horrifying stuff, because part of the point of kinja is it doesn’t log ips or keep any information to identify burner account posters, theoretically in service of…

there’s a tiny little magnifying glass at the very top left corner that will open a search box, and you can go by tags or words in the title or what have you

even if he’s exonerated, though, i hear he’s in a bandana scandal like this might be the tail end of that ambition