it stands to reason that elephants and rhinos wouldn’t benefit from countershading because their predators, to the extent they have any, are smaller than they are. an 18-foot nodosaur would want to use whatever survival strategies it could against a 40-foot theropod. i mean, you don’t see rhinos or elephants covered…

being the person i am, i can’t watch the video without wondering how long they spent getting takes of the lightbulb parts, because they’d have to wait a long time between takes for it to cool down enough to be safely fondled

edibles can take up to four hours to fully kick in, so if you go that route, take it really easy. the high can last up to eight hours, so if you overdo it, your whole day is pretty much shot.

louis c.k. totally has, though. i overheard bits of his hot new netflix special and while it’s not to this level, he definitely goes in on misgendering and deadnaming a trans acquaintance of his for ‘comic effect’.

you would need a shovel and pickaxe to go under that bar

my husband has serious anxiety related issues - just a whole plethora of them - and while he finds that sativas do tend to slow him down and soothe him, indicas can actually ratchet up his paranoia and make certain aspects of his issues worse. there are a whole host of different psychoactive substances in marijuana…

better yet - he does the ‘you can’t fire me, i quit’ routine thinking the federal investigators will stop hounding him once he quits, and surprise! they fucking don’t. and then he can’t pardon any of his shitty, criminal relatives, so they all end up in federal prison for a long fucking time.

it’s crazy to think that y’all have got a state of emergency going on down there and i haven’t heard a peep; meanwhile, if we get so much as a half inch of snow my hombre’s relatives ring the phone off the hook asking if we got buried alive

“...damn it, we really don’t have anything on this guy? john, go gitcher meth pipe out the squad car. we’re planting some evidence today.”

i can’t imagine the overhead on a series like this will be astronomical, unless they’re planning to turn carol into a cartoon donkey using computer graphics

it was right there the whole time:

right?? this kid is, what, nine? that’s fourth grade. he’d have to find barron, and then persuade barron to talk to him...

to me this all just sounds like empty grandstanding for the centrist independent swing voters for 2018, which is great and all, but i don’t know if schumer glanced at a calendar lately? will voters still remember, let alone care about the nuance of how this specific aca repeal vote went 14 months from now? seems like…

but a) does he love children more than he hates reading / his job, and b) couldn’t he get praise somewhere else without having to sound out that many words

possible

defo will not write a reply or even sign the one his staff draws up

he will probably hear it when the state-run media outlet over at fox puts it on tho

100% guarantee that ochre ghoul did not attempt to read this letter or even allow an aide to read it to him

wow

my fella has lived with crippling anxiety and depression since he was ten years old. imagine that - a ten year old who’s ready to jump off a roof. it’s been a battle the entire time we’ve been together, trying to find something that works, and about two years ago, he finally did - while he was unemployed, and only had…