i doubt it. here in colorado we had medical marijuana for years before we had recreational and you could very easily get a 5-minute appointment with an actual doctor who, for $90, would prescribe mj for your ‘migraines’, or if you’re especially ballsy, your ‘chronic joint pain’. i never heard about any scandals as a…

hawt taek - don’t have an all-black background for your runway photo shoot. anyone wearing black is going to vanish into it. then again, that’s sort of true of whatever color you pick - maybe they ought to have differently-colored sections, so we could get a better look at whatever it is big sean’s doing.

doing what you can to check in on a friend and make sure they know you’re there if they need you is probably acceptable

does the man know who selena gomez is? i would hazard a guess that he does not. if not, it’s no more shady than ms tina lawson’s chris kardashian remark, which i 100% believe was an honest mistake because mama tina is not that kind of petty.

she’s wrong

they’re strongly related on one of those points

today kurt and goldie look like the kind of couple you’d see wearing jean shorts and nothing else, somewhere in central florida, smoking a fat spliff and shouting at the gators

because the police state of republicans’ dreams is there to control us americans. all this bluster about foreign terrorists is there to create an environment of fear that’ll make us more likely to accept the police state until we reach the point where it doesn’t matter whether we accept it or not.

our legislature probably would not be that safe. thanks, colorado springs! totally don’t hope you’re #2 or 3 on the list when our dollar-store wig in chief finally gets us nuked!

labor rights are a big deal to me so i take a cab whenever i can, but that basically amounts to ‘when there is a line of cabs on hand waiting to take passengers’ because in denver, if you call a cab, you can expect a bare minimum 45 minute wait and that’s if they come at all. basically what everyone else said. my…

my partner actually went and got a browser extension that replaces every instance of ‘hubby’ with ‘husband’ because he detests it so

we got a very similar thing on the ballot in colorado last year. 20% yes votes. i really hope you fare better, but...

curmoonity sur-visssaarghlblahg

if all the bounty hunters were white they might still be hailed as stopping a budding criminal

dignity is overrated anyway

i was about to say something like ‘what about his dignity’

my preferred response to this wildly popular canard- i would also enjoy seeing this happen to healthcare, or extraction, or the airlines, or any other industry the moment they start whingeing that new regulations will destroy their profitability - would be to call their bluff, hoping that they do shut down so we can…

i wouldn’t doubt it - probably any of these guys can, they’re all rich enough for that - but hiring a sex worker is its own psychological dynamic and he seems like the kind of person who would really enjoy being able to lord that sort of explicitly transactional power over a woman

isn’t mel gibson in this picture? do you have to ask?

....did rahul kohli grow his beard out more, or is it just me?