which just makes me wonder if de blasio has been sitting on this with the plan, all along, of announcing the proposed closure at a politically-expedient time, and leaving everyone to languish in that hell a little longer so he can score his points at a better time for him.

so the faq on their website says, “Men who have had sex with other men within the past 5 years are eligible to register as a potential volunteer donor,” but trying to register, it threw me out when i picked yes for that question. how bizarre.

i was all ready with an indignant reply but now they apparently no longer have a blanket ban on gay/bi men as was the case the last time i tried to register, so i may have to look further into it

hear, hear! a byline i have not seen in some time, and a very welcome one at that

more and more i am strongly pulling for the latter option. i mean, obviously to begin with he was a vain, venal, self-serving monster, like all rich people and especially all rich white men, but the evidence of his encroaching dementia is clearer with each passing day.

i was all prepared for her sidekicks to feature caiden caylean as the perpetually drunk good-for-nothing on-again-off-again boyfriend with the heart of gold, iomedae as the scolding, rule-following, highly successful older sister, and calistria as the scheming, dangerous, unpredictable frenemy who still sometimes…

shade queen 👑

thank you for the timeless shade that is megan kelly

right?? i mean i already had a large coffee on the way in and now i want more, even though the coffee they have at the office here is terrible

the only thing that came to my mind was starfish & coffee, in which coffee features, but as sort of an incidental bit of set dressing

still just as true as the day it was first writ

i’m sure there’s significant overlap, but sad to report that venn diagram is not quite a circle. the most racist people i’ve ever met have been white gay men. and i mean, look at that self-centered narcissist caitlyn jenner.

calling it now: he’s not going to have anything interesting to say about anyone’s crimes but his own, and this way he hopes to evade prosecution

if i had that gorgeous yellow skirt with black stripes, i wouldn’t want to dirty it either

legion, julianne! it is really good

’course i fucked her. first the appetizer, then the salad course, then a little fingering, then soup, then pasta, then anal, and finally the main course and dessert. that’s right, isn’t it? oh gosh, have i done a faux pas?

i’ve been to two friends’ weddings in the last few years and in neither case did they indicate a desire for gifts. aimée, i think you’re getting your wish. if i waste people’s time and energy with a wedding, i will explicitly forbid gifts.

literally not two hours ago i was wondering why nobody cares what your favorite dinosaur is anymore

i mean

it’s hilarious to me that after eight years of stoking the fires of hatred toward our secret gay kenyan muslim president and his transgender husband-wife, now the short-fingered vulgarian gets to see how little control the white house has over public perception of its actions, plans, proposals....