oh my god, bobby

i’m predicting a face-off between ‘getting a raise’ and ‘making friends by saying hi’

next time that happens, send her a gift-wrapped copy of ‘sea change’ by beck. that’s my only-album-i-listen-to-on-a-glum-day album.

christians tend to go ham with their nicknames for the guy so you have a lot of options - like, ‘if he looked like kim jong’ level options:

he lost colorado because most of us can read

wine in a box(tm): it’s like wine, but there’s more of it!

they don’t even need to know where that’s from - the word itself his inherently hilarious and that should be enough

talking through the process out loud helps. when you hear (or read back over) what you just said, it makes it a little clearer than if you just run over it mentally.

if they’re testing, that’s shitty, but if it’s about a need to remain alert, they make cbd lotions that are like magic, at least for muscle aches. zaps the pain, and no high or altered mental state at all.

if it’s vegetarian the red bits can’t be bacon so i’m guessing red onion. the white stuff kinda looks like coconut but i can’t conceive a dish that would have both shaved coconut and red onion, so i’m guessing either cheese or some kind of squash. the yellow bit on the counter, visible just above the pan, looks like…

ALZHEIMER’S RESEARCH

never could get the hang of thursdays

well i hope you aren’t planning to pay for a copy of that sea hag’s book. she doesn’t need more money to give rump for his 2020 campaign.

uuuuugh, what a hard choice

it needed to happen, like almost from the inception of rpdr

rump: ‘incidentally, my bus- my son’s business is now selling maga-branded hard hats for $1199.95 - oh and your employer isn’t required to provide any safety equipment’

i don’t have enough ranks in diplomacy or sense motive to be able to navigate the ridiculous straits of the ‘you have it’ ‘no you have it’ conversation with any grace, so it’s my policy to always take people at their word and if they say, ‘you can have this’, and i want it, i will have it. i might say, ‘you know, i…

the one time i went to the pride parade in denver, raytheon had a float

came here hoping you had buried the lede and he was in it at the time

sometimes the flag and dismiss button doesn’t appear, especially if you have an adblocker, but even then it’s usually there and if you mouse over it you can see the cursor change and be able to open it