janelle monae. always and forever. i would be helpless.

fuck’s sake. it’s just weed! it’s legal here! there are stores every three blocks that sell it! the worst thing to come out of that is their signs are tacky af, but you know what? i think i’ll goddamned survive. let grandma have her spliff.

michelle not letting his name pass her lips? that is golden shade. every time she talks about him without talking about him it gets better. the microphone tap is probably more of a drag.

but the people who would rejoice at that are already supporting him, so his numbers wouldn’t go up. all that’d do is he’d lose a few more of the deranged, wildly self-deluded people out there who still believe he’d ‘be the best for women, really, so great, i have so much respect for women, you won’t believe it’

HA

i know this is a very serious topic but when i read the phrase ‘badly damaged fetus’ i couldn’t help conjuring up a mental image of a box full of fetuses that fell out of the truck and got badly smashed

police unions: putting the ‘but’ in ‘i’m pro-union, but...’

fwiw, i got a chuckle out of your post

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it’s not a bad thing if that’s what the tone of the film calls for, but the potential shade is that stewart is widely accused (however rightly; i don’t have an opinion) of being unable to emote. so what might seem like a compliment in another context - describing that the actor hit the right tone for the film - could…

eres un tesoro

that perpetually worried-looking white one: me af

damn gurl, y so sexy

a bright light of hope they can have, because people hope for some fucked up things, sometimes

listen - i’m not saying that if my boy asked which of his blog posts i liked best, i would flat-out lie and say whatever would make him happiest, but i’m also not saying i would blurt out the truth without stopping to consider the question

in order to get the exact facial expression they wanted, they had an entire photo shoot where he got to play with them, and then they said, ‘okay tom, now it’s time to leave and you’ll never see these dogs again’ and then immediately snapped the shot, et voila

(over-whale-minke)

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actor availability. ding ding ding! what else are any of these people doing? tina fey is a busy lady, and tituss burgess has a lot of angry yelp reviews to write.

exactly