i guess with robojo they could just use a different plug-and-play head to make her more asian? do they make aftermarket epicanthic folds for sex robots? i’m sure they must be somewhere on etsy.

sarah, sarah, sarah...

i have gone to potomac. i went to a conference for work that was right nearby, at the bolger center. if anyone else finds themselves in a similar predicament, do not think to yourself, ‘well, self, this place is a wasteland - potomac’s got to be better, right?’ it is not better. you will spend three days’ per diem on…

paypal can have whatever bathroom situation going on they want in their offices, but if a trans worker gets moved to the north carolina office, they’re going to have to go to restaurants and doctors’ offices and the dmv and face state-sanctioned discrimination at all those places, is how i would look at it

that scarf...?

quality reporting and all

my duvet cover is some ikea-ass 217 thread count bullshit. my sheets are like 800 thread count bed bath and beyond evil sorcery. don’t you dare suggest i sleep with that sandpaper texture nonsense up against my skin all night.

i always knew there was something wrong with that place. when your motel has to put ‘clean rooms’ on the marquee, you know you’re in trouble.

i’m not one to hate on kim generally, cuz she’s got her hustle and that’s her business, but that outfit is as extra as a newspaper about the teapot dome scandal

we could also add oklahoma and wisconsin, too, but that was intended as more of an e.g. than an i.e.

how anyone could call florida the worst state in a union that includes the likes of missouri and arizona is beyond me

my first thought was, “somewhere, a podiatrist has a raging erection and he has no idea why”

literal chills, though

that’s good sciencing and all but i still contend doland is a mutant

all the best art makes children cry

evolution is a slow, gradual process with a clear through-line of incremental changes based on what attributes best promote survival and reproduction of a species.

i’m a fan, but then i like all kinds of disturbing public art:

liiiike... maybe that skin tone is exactly what the camera captured, unaltered. but you know different kinds of lighting can make skin look some kind of a way, and you know that is not ms. washington’s normal, natural skin tone. hell, the pictures inside the damn rag are noticeably different. and do i detect a slight…

*sanders unfamiliar with a transit system in a city he doesn’t live in*