Seriously. It looks like the kind of place Tommy & Turkish would get scammed in.

It’s a sex position, I’m pretty sure.

It’s a Camry with a faint smell of garlic, a Gauloise and an insouciant shrug, right?

“you know he’s going to pull out to the right.”

+1 for the Tompkinson’s Schooldays image! Hello, School Bully...

“When opened, package contained rabid wolverine. Would not buy again. 1 star”

“Why, certainly sir. However, due to our production process which also handles mushroom and snake products, there is a small risk of cross-contamination when large quantities of badger are requested. Please see this explanatory video for details.”

You’re right - now that I think about it, it looks just like the kind of anonymous based-on-multiple-real-vehicles SUV rolling around in the Grand Theft Auto games.

Here’s exclusive video of the event:

If it hasn’t occurred to you yet - I strongly recommend Teamviewer (or similar) for that situation. As long as your Grandpa hasn’t banjaxed his Macbook beyond the point of booting & having an Internet connection (OK... that’s a big if, I’ll grant you) it will save you many trips.

Oh god, *triggered*, you’ve reminded me of those horrible rapid-flash circuits that some people wire onto their brake lights. Flashing the lights like a red strobe to alert people that you’re emergency braking at 60mph is a great idea.

I have that on my Volvo wagon. It works amazingly well - 95% of the time. And then every so often an oncoming car will appear in front of me and the dopey system completely fails to spot it, meaning I have to manually dip the lights like some goddamned neanderthal (/s). A system that you can’t rely on is arguably…

Pause. Breathe. Use commas occasionally!

Wow. Considering that every Volvo I’ve ever owned/driven (and that’s a LOT...) has had the dipped headlights + taillights come on automatically by default, the owner of the XC90 you saw would have had to go to a special effort to turn them off. That is scary. No true Scotsman Volvo driver!

Yep, here too in Oregon. And cars that are driving well into dusk with no lights whatsoever. As someone said above, just because YOU can see, don’t assume that other people can see YOU.

Careful. That sounds dangerously like an endorsement of the “invisible hand of the market”, don’t let GMG hear you uttering such heresies.

“It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand.”, apparently.

That’s... disturbing. From an alternate reality, Clark Griswold’s Family Coupester?

His pickax, hard hat and constant singing of “You move 16 tons and what do you get?” were unnerving the other passengers.

“pooping” pain pills? The mind boggles. How? Why? How did you know this? So many questions.