“what the holy fuck is on this dashboard”

Galax-E?

What, you’re still using the YELLOW shipping guards? How gauche! How 2018! How... passé!

Wait, what? I thought OBD-II ports were mandatory?

Yeah, but driving it after dark is a nightmare.

This deserves all the stars, but now I need to clean coffee off my keyboard.

This deserves all the stars. And COTD.

Any LA-resident readers fancy recreating the clip following the same route but with 2019 traffic?

Yes that tall wagon was a Nissan. Sold in the UK, at least, as the Prairie. You just don’t see any left on the roads these days.

I think you mean Steve McCroskey - right idea, but wrong Z/A/Z production!

Vimto.

The next model will be Sechs on wheels.

♫...that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee...♫

Would the race be improved by having ninja turtles on the track?

They probably thought he was a British comedian.

Awwww man, does this mean I have to take the straight pipes off my Tesla? Fucking California totalitarian Nazi bullshit...

Ah, you tread carefully when investing. Slick advice from (side)Wall Street.

Yeah, there’s definitely a “Your momma...” joke in there somewhere.

Aw man, it’s nothing but Christmas stuff on the Juke-box this time of year...

“YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY”