thrael
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thrael

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

I did read the article and your comment has nothing to do with it, BUT I wholeheartedly agree with your comment.

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Side note, I saw a red ‘58 Fury cruising at OCMD last weekend. Not sure if I have ever seen one in person (I’ll be 40 next year).

I can assure you from personal experience that deep down, your mom is decidedly not Tim McCarver.

I transport my leather baby in a skin covered car seat. It’s a long story.

You obviously never watched any classic bond films...

Whatever designer decided to make a baby seat out of leather has only read of these beings in a book... 

Seems pretty obvious to me.

There is only one choice, the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle

Hit 88MPH and any form of danger is left in the past.... way in the past:

Pepe!

Not to worry - my Little Mule is fireproof!

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

I heard Kim Jong-Un scored a double hat trick, only limited because he was pulled after 17 minutes.

Welcome to Jalopnik, where we will go to the ends of earth, space, and time, to find a reason to write something about Rich Energy.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

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