Seconding—improvements in architecture and materials make a world of difference. I live on the 23rd floor of a high-rise built 5 years ago, and my steady lives on the 32nd floor. We have zero issues in either of our places with wind affecting elevators or the building at large. Water pressure on higher floors is also…

So is finding out he sometimes slathers himself in skin darkening creme a plus or a minus for Melanie Trump?

Derpy hooves xD

Well there’s at least one woman who is ready to run away with Trudeau as soon as he’s ready for her:

It’s cool looking hard. Oh wait, what? It’s hard looking cool or some shit like that. #sea-addled

Thinner will make it harder to hit with a plane, too!

No prob! Just send the Morlocks to get some.

They’re to bribe the grocery store cashier in case he forgets his ID when he goes to buy cereal.

I also read this story as an earnest reflection of the author’s views on the subject manner and not at all a tongue-in-cheek narrative device. 

lol 

They are as large as my house, can sleep as many people as my house, and are about the same price as my house.

80,000 dollar trucks are objects i will never need or understand

at 131 stories, it’s actually a fantastically efficient use of it’s footprint.

She’s shielding her eyes from the sight of some Russian oligarch’s mushroom dick.

Be 130 floors up in the lift when you realise you forgot to buy yoghurt…

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No. I think everyone is on board that it was the Saudis, just not that we need to go to war over it.

If there was any skepticism voiced in the early hours of this incident, it is because Trump and his administration have lied and cried wolf so many times that what previously would have been taken at face value now…