*Ginger beer.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

Great movie, but best of the decade? Mad Max: Fury Road is RIGHT THERE

When your starting QB gets a career ending injury...

Lions fan here, felt like I couldn’t breathe for a second when I read that one

and on the back of my crosstrek I have a “life is good” bumper sticker and a picture of a dog for some reason.  I wake up screaming, but it is not a dream.....it is not a dream.

I’m with you.  I root for the dysfunctional dumpster fire in Washington, and it definitely hit home--HARD--with me.

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

Vampires?

Bryan:

People are saying that when he was in school, he was well known to show up for team and club pictures, and skip almost all the practices and anything else that was close to work. I'm not saying it, but some people are. 

Somehow, you never put the keys to your MPV on a carabinier, yet when you purchased a Subaru, a little voice inside your head told you to do it.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Jordmaniac smiles smugly. “Ha. Got em. Checkmate. He thinks we vape. This isn’t a vape. It’s a mod.”

Reminds me of FDR addressing Pearl Harbor survivors and talking about how these anniversaries sneak up on you, and that he hoped he wasn’t bombing.

I mean, I’ll take the -35 lbs. And the sweet beard. I only ridicule them because I’m insanely jealous.

Damn man, the truth hurts, or at least rattles my core energy crystals. One of the mystery of the universe is what comes first, an REI membership, these sandals, or the Outback?

One of us! One of us!

It’s fall of 2022, and you’re taking a drive through Asheville. The mountain back roads are perfect to carve in the FR-S you just managed to pick up for a sweet deal.