I don’t even do the serious commenting part. I just skip straight to the attention-whoring, so I understand.

Or god forbid, not using a turn signal when changing lanes when there’s nobody even on the road to see it.

I have ranted before on the one time I got a loaner vehicle with the lane correcting “feature.”

“Of course, we wouldn’t be cool though, and that’s super important, right?”

I think because an allowed visit would be highly documented and they would know immediately to look for him, and would implicate his friend.. etc..

I guess it’s a good thing that’s my fetish...

I have never settled myself on the term: “Human Resources”

Apology accepted.

I refuse to give you a star.

“There’s an article about Chuck E. Cheese, poverty pimping and capitalism waiting to be written, by the way.”

Whoever keeps giving those statues viagra needs to stop.

*Limeys

It’s because “media” isn’t technically a word that denotes a group of people. It’s become that way as a colloquialism, but that’s the reason it just sounds weird in certain contexts.

Oddly humanizing.

Hah.

TIL that Taboola is an Israeli company.

Folks, we lost another one! Stay strong out there!

Scaramucci / Conway 2020!

Trumpacotta

No, Cerulean Blue is the best crayon you heathen.