Wow... people usually just call me an asshole for being pedantic. Thanks!

They’re just going to do it anyways.

One of my favorite, if not straight-up favorite writers at Jez.

Anna leaving is a shock. She’s one of my favorites over at Jez.

And a non-alcoholic cheers to you, sir.

But... who?

Err I think you have your analogy wrong... This is to “tone deaf” (meaning extremely) as Trump is to competence? Extremely competent?

Cats? Cats! I like cats. I found this new cat meme, check it out!

It’s gotta be Jack Ryan.

Follow your dreams, Frankie.

Well, if you think about it, the back of a Semi could be called a ‘narrow flatbed’ with a hitch built into it...

Don’t worry, we will do our part to help you congratulate the gun nuts.

MAGAnistan

Goddammit.

“Oh, and I do, of course, realize that there are those that celebrate National Pancake Day on March 12, but I swear, those filthy bastards are heretics who are debasing the very meaning of National Pancake Day, and if I had my way they’d all be rounded up into prisons until they agreed that the day to observe …

*cannon

Actually, I am thinking Trump really is going to fire him shortly. It fits the M.O.

And fully admit to something they fervently denied a matter of seconds beforehand? Total lawyer move.

“if only every week was not a thousand years long.”