“And, even if he did say that exact phrase, they wouldn’t give a fuck anyway.”

Uh.. IoT (Internet of Things) is a legitimate term.

It’s pretty stupid, isn’t it? MAKE POSTS TITLED AGAIN!!!

“Warren edges Biden”

Off topic, but Fleabag was fucking awesome and I’m glad she won all the trophy things.

Even Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr.??

For some reason all I can think of is this:

This is all even funnier if you read everything in a thick cajun accent.

Went to highschool in Japan... was a dumbass punk... we used to “break” into construction sites in the middle of the night (more like just walk into them) and then hop in the cabs of their excavators, which they conveniently leave the keys in (very trusting, the Japanese construction companies, apparently) and drive…

*buy aircraft that have VTOL capability.

Congrats on COTD! Here’s another shark that will hopefully improve your efficiency!

I’m 38 and my first e-mail was on AOL 2.0... so I don’t get what you’re saying.

Unfortunate, because all his friends are indians.

twist of faith?

Margarine.. gotta stay away from animal products.

That’s kind of a dark place you’re going to...

But it’s more like this version:

“gosh danged” then “mother fuckers”

George Soros did it!

I am fascinated with how the rotational snap of his head back to forward caused his head band to sail off in the opposite direction of the helmet.