Next step is hunting tracking down Patrick Dempsey to be your survival partner and begin repopulating earth? Right?

Redcap is even better, since they’re ball caps.

It’s cultural appropriation!

That’s Cracker Barrel territory

I rather like “mook”

Lived in Japan 3 years, caught that one quite a few times.

Hey, it works for Ivanka.

I dunno.. she looks like she might only have a year or so of shelf-life left herself. (Fox News opinion, not my own.)

You’re use of the term “redhat” is perfect, but makes me feel bad for Red Hat Linux.

This was seriously more entertaining than the majority of Deadspin’s content.

#UnGreyMBCock

She speaks to ALL of the managers.

You keep getting shocked! Maybe you should stop rubbing your feet on the carpet!

My “smart-TV” is my PC connected to a nice, big, dumb monitor. I also tend to watch the games on my tablet anyways... I like being able to take a bathroom break or go to the kitchen and not miss anything.

What about the advent of bootleg streaming? Yes, I am an NFL fan. Hate me for it or whatever, but I also contribute nothing to the numbers because I can stream any and all live games in high def, just by going to reddit.

I mean, of course he believes in conversion therapy. Ahmad Brooks converted him into a giraffe, after all...

I just noticed KK’s profile picture..

My step-dad is an English ex-pat, and I can confirm, beans are serious business.

Now I can’t stop thinking about Hulk farts.

Yes.