That, and the prospect of ruining my career if caught...

Find me one, Tom! You’re my only hope!

Both.. Both does that nicely. (Candy-Flipping) (Don’t judge me, it was 20 years ago)

I agree.. this is pretty damned innocuous and you have to reach pretty hard to turn it into something bad.

Seriously... talk about how good or bad the fire season was in October.. not the middle of frigging August.

Fire season isn’t over until October, are you actively trying to jinx us? WTF.

I wish to know more.

My 64 year old mom does that... I guess she’s part of the Master Race now.

This guy doesn’t care about facts like that.

only the best dressed and on time staff there at deadspin dot com

Undeniable.

I’m sure he will pay up as soon as he pays up El Paso.

I learned of the existence of the McLaren F1 from Need For Speed 2... many many many hours dumped into that game back in the day.

When I was growing up, the only time I saw a confederate flag was when Dukes of Hazzard was on TV.

This entire thread is solid gold, but this is the one that tipped me over.

I like how he refers to politics as a business. It shouldn’t be, but it is.

That sounds toxic as fuck.. Good luck to Megan.

I’m curious as to what specific thing in today’s news you’re referring to? I mean, pretty much any day these days, there’s something upsetting...

“Licking the hams” made me laugh out loud in a quiet office. Damn you.

“doing my pork”