feminism doesn’t mean women can do no wrong.

It seems to me, granted this is only my opinion, that an attack on a woman because she’s a woman is an attack on all women, whereas an attack on a woman because she willingly lies to the public on a regular basis at the behest of a complete dumpster fire of a government is an attack on just that woman. Kind of like an…

If you could overdose on irony, we’d all be long dead by now.

Emphasis on the “evil” in evil sister.

Beetlejuice had a sense of humor. ; )

This entire administration is like watching Memento: everything happens in the moment and whatever they did or said before is completely forgotten in a day.

Is this something she thinks about when tearing into Hilary Clinton?

Journalism is a job, not a gender.

Kellyanne. Kellyanne. Kellyanne. I just keep saying your name hoping you’re like Beetlejuice’s older, evil sister and I can banish you a miniature version of DC that’s housed somewhere secure.

Has Kellyanne ever said anything worth thinking about?

I.... what?

Thanks Blake for confirming that you are, in fact, a trashy idiot.

I can’t even with the sad selfie from Staci Felker. I’ve been cheated on and it’s quite frankly a fucking terrible feeling. However, and not to negate her feelings, taking and posting sad selfie and overlaying it with text about yourself in the third person is fucking weird. 

None of this Blake/Miranda business is surprising if you had paid attention to the lyrics in Lambert’s cheating bastard anthem, “White Liar”: here’s a bombshell just for you / turns out I’ve been lying too / oh, I’mmmmm a white liar....

If you say “I don’t like to spread rumors” and then don’t immediately shut all the way up then you DO like it and all you need is a bit of prodding to get that ball a’rollin’.

Damn, it has all the makings of a country song!

Been taking the high road for a long time.. I almost gave up. But I can finally see something on the horizon up there!! Wait!! Could it be?! Yep!! It’s karma!!

Damn, Luann was wasted. She wasn’t acting as erratic and angry as I had thought, through. I was expecting more extra behavior, that just seemed like drunk Lu until she said I’m going to kill you.

Um, dumbass famous people have a dumbass and messy divorce along with dumbass relationships? Color me surprised.