I can tell you this happens with grooming, trust-building, and time... Not the same exactly, but my ex husband very slowly groomed and manipulated me into some really dark shit that I can see now that I didn’t want any part of (Related to the sub/dom type shit). Our relationship started out completely normal and…

Ugh, no. I went to high school with Kourtney and Kim, and Kourtney is a terrible person. Kim’s actually pretty nice, just kind of a dum dum.

Or a capybara! No one ever thinks of the capybara.

Meh, this is his second time publicly cheating on a pregnant significant other, and Khloe was the first “other woman”.

You know, I’ve been beaten into submission with this family. They’re problematic and totally miss the point. But I don’t hate them. I don’t buy their products but I do occasionally watch an episode when there’s nothing else on. I don’t find myself overly attaching to any of them. But I do read the goss. I just…

Read that as “Another Kardashian, Porn” and thought Huh, weird comma placement. Not sure whether that says more about me, or about them.

And also a nod to the matriarch: Kris’ full name is Kristen.

Oh yawn, another baby. They have so many babies, I wish one of them would have something interesting, like a giraffe or a toucan.

Or the time she tried to insult Amber Rose for doing the exact same thing her sister did and Amber sent her right back.

Wait, I forgot Stormi too. So with Mason, P, Reign, North, Saint, Chicago, Dream, Stormi and now this one, that’s 9 grandchildren Bobby. They’re building an army.

grandkids? boys: mason, reign, saint. girls: north, penelope, dream, stormi, chicago, unnamed-khloe-baby

3 boys (Mason, Reign, Saint), 5 girls (P, North, Dream, Chicago, now this one). Much like the ratio of females to males in the OG Kardash/Jenner family.

It is definitely within the realm of possibility. The Kardashian family’s businesses is sharing their private lives with the public—albeit in a carefully controlled and orchestrated way—and this sort of information manipulation is what the celebrity gossip industry is all about. For normal people, this would seem like…

Well, the bar is not set very high.

Her daughter shall be called Kristan—a piece of both parents’ name, “K” alliteration tradition, and norm-core enough to be newsworthy.

“TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian, believed by many to be the best and most endearing Kardashian sister”

What’s the ratio of male to female Kardashians? I feel there are a lot more female Kardashians.

kongrats!

welcome to the world, Katastrophe!