She had years to prepare an answer and that’s the best she can come up with? Hard pass.

Cate Blanchett didn’t really say anything at all aside from courageously saying people who are guilty should be prosecuted in the criminal court.

Earlier today, one of the managers at my job was commenting on this in the break room, criticizing the park for maling the changes, because in her view the park’s trying to “act like this stuff never happened”.

Honestly, I’m not sure how to feel about this. On the one hand, her being auctioned off is probably closer to the truth of the matter, but the new one shows a strong woman pirate (and there were those during that time plus we can use all of the strong woman characters we can get). More often than not wenches would be…

No. She’s married... to the sea.

Does the song still have the lyrics “we kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot”?

I come here to keep abreast with current events, not to ruffle any feathers. I’m really sorry if my efforts at punning lack, but that’s why I’m not yet in the black. Beak to the point though, I’ll need to brood on how I can improve. Maybe I can hatch up some new pun and hen I’ll be back to show you how it’s done.

RIGHT? It’s the whole point of his character. Being inebriated and managing somehow to avoid complete disaster and death through pure chance, all while viewing the world through the bottom of a rum bottle.

Besides, if you let your kid watch Pirates of the Caribbean hasn’t that ship sailed? Captain Jack Sparrow is drunk or getting there throughout the films and that’s not counted against him at all.

You really could have put more than a poultry effort into these eggsasperating puns.

A brief list of counterpoints to the obvious complaints about this change:

So they went from selling women to selling chicks? Seems a bit regressive to me but, who am I to cry fowl?

I have literally never heard of Alo until this article and now I feel out of the loop. But, I definitely won’t be buying their shit.

Seriously! Who pays that much for workout gear?? Or go to TJMaxx and get Nike or Reebok for 75% off retail price. And none fo the stupid drama!

None of what you wrote is true or correct. Please don’t further muddy the waters.

Sorry, I just want to remind everyone that “yoga” as we know it was, in fact, invented by a man named B.K.S. Iyengar in the 50's or 60's. He combined saying Hindu sutras with poses from gymnastics and British calisthenics and called it “yoga.” There are, in fact, many older forms of prayer called “yoga,” and none of…

I’m surprised that it has taken the public this long to take Alo to task. They feature all white extremely thin models (about a month ago they added a few image of a woman of color to their site for the first time in years). I don’t know why we women don’t take more of a stand on how we spend our dollars. 

Fess up, was this article an excuse to trawl instagram for hot yoga instructor pics/yoga people doing goofy poses on rocks with the gravest possible faces?