Juan Pablo was also a dumb douche but at least had enough self-awareness not to propose to anyone at the end of the show. This guy is just the worst. Everything I’ve seen from his promotional tour just makes me more disgusted with him, too.

So, I have never been able to get through more than five minutes of this show, but I’m full on addicted to all the recaps. The thing I found most truly unbelievable about what I read went down Monday, was that there was footage of Becca and Arie playing chess. That dude does NOT know how to play chess. There’s just no…

but like, could you imagine the revelations if they did read Austen? like:

In my opinion, book reading is an activity that will interfere with the brain-washing. All of these women must believe that these dudes are the best things since sliced bread and penicillin.

Yup! Season 1:

They can’t have books?? Like they are worried the girls are going to sit around reading Jane Austen and then come to their senses and leave the show?

not the same earrings, but goddamn i love her taste in clothing

Remember when the contestants were more run-of-the-mill people who were looking for love? That was still entertaining. They def had more breakdowns...so can we return to that formula?

No one is on this tv show primarily to find love. Everyone is on this tv show primarily to be on a tv show.

Alright the betting window is open!

Nope, that’s still a lame excuse. Once everyone heard that Arie dumped Becca and got back together with Lauren, everybody would have still blamed Arie, whether or not he humiliated Becca on national television. He just did it because the producers asked him to and he said yes, because he is a spineless coward with…

You know, everyone keeps comparing him to Jason Mesnick, but that guy, as insufferable as that episode/situation was, seemed genuinely distraught and horrified by what he contractually had to do on television. Plus, for many unexplained reasons, I hated Melissa Rycroft, so while it was sad (because getting dumped on…

I’m always surprised by the contestants (men or women) being upset about anything that happens on this show. Yes, Arie is gross and maybe emotionally manipulative, but the basis of this entire show is emotional manipulation! All these women including all of the Beccas and all of the Laurens signed up to ‘fall in love’…

Sadly, he’ll end up dumping #2 as well.

this is a man who was somehow able to convince 2 women that they should get engaged to him.

You dragged cameras around to break up with your fiancee because “it was on [you]” but you didn’t drag those cameras around when you got into contact with Lauren and worked to ensure she’d take you back BEFORE you dumped your fiancee?

Ha. I am wearing that same bra right now but in polka dot.

Is Bekah straight-up wearing my $15 white Maidenform bra under a mesh top on national television? And are those the earrings from her driver’s license?! <3

I think Trump’s lawyer is officially the dumbest human on the planet now. All he had to do was stay silent, but like his client, he just couldn’t help himself.

No wonder Trump liked her. She’s got huge tracts of land.