I love that Arie is so dumb that he went along with the public breakup. I’m sure ABC pressured him to do it on TV but what kind of idiot goes along with that? Lots of Bachelors breakup with their chosen one shortly after. They don’t do it live because they know it will make them look like total a-holes.

I remember when some former Bachelor personalities came out being like “Arie is a bad person and this is a bad choice that will end badly.” 10/10 did not disappoint. Poor Becca, I hope she ends up getting something out of this. She seems like a genuinely good person and did not deserve this.

Also, semi related: when I was moving out of my (now ex-) husband’s house, he had piled all of my belongings in the living room like the real class-act that he is, refused to help me load the car, etc. and when the final load was packed and I turned around to say goodbye... he gave me Super Puppy Eyes and asked me…

lol

I hate being pissed the fuck off and then someone being like “Can we talk? ...” Want to talk? Fucking talk then. I don’t have anything to say at the moment. Stop waiting for me to have something to say. Say something else or fuck the fuck off. (Preferably the latter, but you aren’t going to get anywhere with “Can we…

Ok so we just all gonna act like ABC not gonna make Becca the next Bachelorette????? ( getting the shit end of the stick , by the last Bachelor, is the ONLY thing that would guarantee you will be the object of the mens affection the next go around )..... side note : do more crying

The final episodes of the season are almost horrifying in how much they remind you of the Hunger Games and if Tucci didn’t base his Flickerman performance totally on Chris Harrison then it’s a remarkable coincidence.

dm’ing your ex is a good look too 🙃 @ariejr pic.twitter.com/dRQYw6fIbZ

I thought my boyfriend was going to lose his mind last night when Arie wouldn’t leave even after she asked him to a million times.

And Bekah was spilling some MARVELOUS tea last night.

“... he has a younger brother...”

Kill yourself.

I think the problem with this argument is that it makes secretly unspoken assumptions:

While there are a lot of things about Lena I don’t like, I did enjoy her show. And Girls did well. It ran for 6 seasons.

I don’t count the random guys I made out with in college my exes. I feel like that’s my equivalent to calling someone you “dated” on The Bachelor your ex.

Bobby, this is way better than being acknowledged by Megyn Kelly Today Today.

When I saw you going viral yesterday, Bobby, my cold heart warmed just a little.

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.