A press conference is not the time or place for his freeform bullshit “musings” This dumb motherfucker is too dumb to know how embarrassed he should be of his rank ignorance. Normally I’d say there’s no such thing as a dumb question but (gestures emphatically at the moron-in-chief).

I’m all out of words. That tweet ... Noble Prizes. Noble. NOBLE. WTF!!!

I hope they don’t go.

I did it in Annapolis. I did it at the Coast Guard Academy and I’m doing it at West Point. And I assume ... they’ll have distancing. They’ll have some big distance, so it’ll look very different than it ever looked.”

If there is anyone who doubts Darwin and ‘survival of the fittest,’ all they have to do is keep watch over the next few years, I guess. Voluntary evolution is happening in real time.

“… it is with pain that I say this, a small but very vocal percentage of Americans are stupid,..”

Alternate headline: Cult followers drink poison after listening to dear leader. 

No offense but I think you made a naive but forgivable error in the first few words of your initial sentence “Correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation,...”

I think a lot of Karen’s are figuring out their kid’s teacher is not the problem.

You know you’ve fucked up when you have Drudge continuously dumping on you and other conservative groups.

Don’t let your kids near that Melania word-search. There are Slovenian hexes hidden in it that will give them bad taste in future partners.

If this bitch and the 53% like her still can’t reliably see a stylist by November, Trump’s reelection bid is dead in the water. And I sorely wish this was a joke, but we all know that Karen’s mild inconvenience is what this election likely hinges on.

If you are an adult of average intelligence (or maybe a little lower) ... and you think that ‘maybe I will try it’... and then you do... I’m ok with that.

There are definitely a lot of dicks in Melanie’s boxes.

What if God sent the plague to get rid of Trump? His biggest political asset is the economy and that’s trash, his core age demographic are the most vulnerable to the virus while children have largely been unaffected, and while we’re sheltering in place he can’t have his rallies.

Stop saying America is the most powerful nation on earth. You aren't. Haven't been for a while. This arrogant pride is precisely why America is in the state it is. 

Politico had an article yesterday on that subject:

Well, at least the people who listen to him won’t be around to vote in November. 

Lie-abetes is my absolute favorite!