I’m all out of words. That tweet ... Noble Prizes. Noble. NOBLE. WTF!!!

I hope they don’t go.

I did it in Annapolis. I did it at the Coast Guard Academy and I’m doing it at West Point. And I assume ... they’ll have distancing. They’ll have some big distance, so it’ll look very different than it ever looked.”

If there is anyone who doubts Darwin and ‘survival of the fittest,’ all they have to do is keep watch over the next few years, I guess. Voluntary evolution is happening in real time.

“… it is with pain that I say this, a small but very vocal percentage of Americans are stupid,..”

Alternate headline: Cult followers drink poison after listening to dear leader. 

No offense but I think you made a naive but forgivable error in the first few words of your initial sentence “Correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation,...”

I think a lot of Karen’s are figuring out their kid’s teacher is not the problem.

You know you’ve fucked up when you have Drudge continuously dumping on you and other conservative groups.

Don’t let your kids near that Melania word-search. There are Slovenian hexes hidden in it that will give them bad taste in future partners.

If this bitch and the 53% like her still can’t reliably see a stylist by November, Trump’s reelection bid is dead in the water. And I sorely wish this was a joke, but we all know that Karen’s mild inconvenience is what this election likely hinges on.

If you are an adult of average intelligence (or maybe a little lower) ... and you think that ‘maybe I will try it’... and then you do... I’m ok with that.

There are definitely a lot of dicks in Melanie’s boxes.

Lie-abetes is my absolute favorite!

While that is quite correct, there are also complete morons, dummies even, dipshits you could say, who will yell until they are blue in the face that the Earth is in fact flat, that the government is using commercial airliners to spray chemicals into the atmosphere to change the climate (or whatever the fuck they…

Except rolling back environmental regulations... that even the industries they’re supposed to help don’t seem to want. Seriously, who’s going to retrofit a factory to make incandescent light bulbs just to own the libs? And recently, reducing restrictions on mercury emissions. And fuel efficiency... It’s the opposite…

A plague, Las Vegas, and an evil leader. It’s The Stand for fuck’s sake

The other night I remembered that Trump is a germophobe and so marginally less likely to catch anything himself... which combined with his typical rich boy juuuust-good-enough-to-avoid-total-ruin luck, means he will almost certainly never get the Rona... but remembering it made me too infuriated so I’m pretending I…

INGSOC wasn’t anywhere near this fucking inept at being evil.

The pandemic is a nightmare for him.  He actually has to at least go through the motions of doing the job of president, which he hates, and he can’t do the only thing he likes doing as president, which is hold his maniacal frothing group white grievance therapy sessions.  The daily briefings are a nice substitute, but…