“I think knowing I’ll never have anything to look forward to again is a much tougher death than eventually dying of a broken heart would be.”

Oh fuck off, only one side has been calling this the ‘China virus’, labeling it a hoax by an opposing party, withholding medical supplies from states being run by an opposing party, blocking the stimulus bill claiming that the peanuts for the lower class that the other party was fighting for would create incentives…

I think the story after this is all said and done is that all of us outside of China had a warning of what was to come and still did nothing until it was too late. If I came to you with absolute truth and told you that “I can see the future, and unless everyone goes home right now 20 people in this room will die...”…

Is Trump and his team in charge of Italy? Spain? Germany? France? Any of the other countries with tens of thousands of sickened people? Are all of their leaders just as bad as Trump?

stop right the fuck there.

as a floridian, the worst possible way you could ever vote is by mail/absentee. do not vote that way. take the day off from work. take half the day off. plan to take the day off weeks in advance. months if you have to. early vote, which is open 7 days a week until 7.

i dont care if this virus…

I swear to <insert preferred religious deity here>, I had better not see even one, single, anti-vaxxer in line for the vaccine when it comes out!

Just wait.  When a vaccine comes out, the anti-vaxxers will force us back into our homes.

So....embrace that everything will be cancelled from here on out?

Hell, Townsend can’t even smash his guitar anymore.  

The blindingly white teeth that don’t in any way compliment anyone’s skin tone don’t fucking help either.  

FUCK. Every goddamned image in this story makes me want to puke. The deluded evangelical better-than-everyone fucks can croak.

I second this.

They look like this on Instagram because they look like this ALL the time. Seriously, within upper-middle-class southern Evangelical culture, there is a very narrow range of acceptable appearances. And the more evangelical, the narrower the range.

This is why I think that Covid-19 should be called the Trumps (like the Mumps). He needs to own this disease. He likes putting his name on everything anyway.

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Maybe it’s a good thing that he won’t end up at a trash school run by a religious flim-flam man.

This motherfucker needs to be sued into the ground, and after some thorough disinfection that fuckwad college needs to become an LGBTQ-safe arts academy or something.

My parents live in Lynchburg; and technically, I do, too (I work abroad). Terror does not describe my feelings for them. The local hospital is quite small in terms of what they are facing. Liberty has been a blight on Lynchburg for longer than we’ve lived there (22+ years—and growing up there was a TREAT because of…

Celebs are desperate to remind us how essential they are, in a new world where they matter so much less than they ever have and yet still more than they ever should have.