Because the herbs know they’d be inviting an unceasing torrent of vitriol. Notice that none of their new contributors have links to their twitter, etc.

That’s my face when I see people not socially distancing themselves trying to approach me.

Ok since no one else is gonna bring it up.

Can we guillotine AND social distance? Remote control guillotines!

Do tell us, you fat worthless moron, exactly what was false in that ad.

I made the mistake of watching this fat fucker’s presser yesterday. I knew going in that it was going to be full of lies and a complete waste of time but fortunately/unfortunately time is one of the things I have in abundance right now. He was spewing some shit about the economy and fake news and his reelection and…

Wow, this is what the AV Club is now? 5 comments on a post that’s been up all day. Used to be there’d be a couple hundred on a post like this.

I’m sorry, but if you decide to take a fucking fish tank cleaner because it has a single ingredient that sounds like a medicine the president said showed promise, that’s entirely on you. That’s just a level of stupid that is incurable.

Bye, son.

Amirite?

i keep seeing the two people who killed themselves using fish tank cleaner because donald said to, and i still dont have an microounce of any empathy for them. im actually kind of relieved. 

I saw a post online:

And just like that, the pro life and “All lives matter,” folks were willing to sacrifice grandma to boost the economy to help the rich.

That’s where they cover his eyes before they spray him with bronzer like a presidential rotisserie.

This is what white people chose for leadership.

They called the wrong number and got Darwin instead.

Trump and the republican death cult he is at the head of hate life, freedom and knowledge. They are frightened, ignorant to the point of foolishness and extremely dangerous. Never trust a republican.

Cull the herd

“it will be truly bizarre to see where they land a month from now...”

Influenzers amirite

I mean...I did a lot of dumb shit in my 20's(thank god the internet was barely a thing), but imagine being so desperate for attention that you lick a airplane toilet seat. I’m gagging just thinking about it. The Darwin Awards are going to be huge this year.

These people were clearly never told “only boring people get bored” when they were kids. Also they need attention like they need air. Jesus. Influencers and celebrities are in a tie for folks who are desperate for attention in these trying times. Frankly I hope they all learn a lesson about doing way too much for very…