I know he’s a kid, but it would have been glorious if when they threw him the signed ball it hit him in the other arm. Then they’d sign another ball and hit him somewhere else. Sitcom cut to him in the hospital in a full body cast covered in signatures.

Michelle is a very smart woman and a respectable first lady. She’s well aware that everything she does is scrutinized and examined. A hug of a former president (genuine or not) is what she must do and is neither a sign of affection or condemnation. It’s just a neutral gesture that comes with the territory.
She may…

Such an original “joke.” Really brave and bold to post it here too.

Hyundai of Gary is weighing options.

“I was resentful and annoyed when black men wanted to do it, but WOMEN want to do it now, too? They’re the lowest of the low!!!!!” - guy from 1916 & your uncle on Facebook

Im sure the five people who accidentally landed on that channel were very moved.

KJ is a monster, but this guy is a loser.

If you’re planning to sell yourself short, sure. Not washing your hair for months and throwing a pie at a disgraced politician, who in turn beats the ever living fuck out of you, is a pretty attainable life goal.

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

Well, let’s see,t he people that shot him have a history of making up lies and planting evidence and have everything to lose by it turning out he was unarmed, and his family has a history of knowing that he was waiting in his car to pick them up.

My country late president once say something along the line of

I’m hungover. Leave me alone.

Cooler mascot?

Any excuse to post this is a good thing.

Sage Steele lighting him the fuck up

He’s in a Whole Foods.

what, essentially, makes his black parent the dominant factor in determining his race?

I knew there was a reason Chip Kelly kept him around.

Can’t