Hi there Aubrey

Thankfully for Huma she has a boss that can sympathize with having a narcissistic husband whose dick provides nothing but frustration.

Better awkward than an asshat like Chris Brown.

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

Being earnest and genuine and cheesy in movies: “Why can’t more men be like this?!”

Yeah. I taxed myself too much on that one. So anyway, what are you wearing

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

When a Venn diagram becomes a circle.

Those confederate supporters and defenders are always the first ones to bitch about the gay flag when it’s flown anywhere too. Complete and total removal from reality.

The overlap of people upset about “disrespect to our flag” and those who proudly fly the treasonous confederate battle flag is 99+%

Romo is so unlucky, if it were raining pussies he would get hit with a Dak

Right, but isn’t that worst case scenario FAR worse than the worst case scenario of signing now with offset language he disagrees with?

But it’s about to happen over a Trump candidacy.