I really don’t think you want to see the proof.

As hard as he tries to emulate him, McGregor will never be the Nature Boy.

nah

Given their draft history, isn’t letting them pick punishment enough?

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

will you agree to be a stop on our underground railroad?

Secretary of Big Macs, Chris Christie.

The optimist in me hopes Trump leaves all actual governing to a team of non-psychotic advisors and we get out of this without completely destroying our constitution.

I still miss Grantland.

That’s because their non-contest content (except for 30 for 30 and Outside The Lines) has been absolute lowest-common-denominator garbage. Stephen A. Smith is one of the faces of the network. That should tell you all you need to know about how ESPN is faring.

I haven’t watched ESPN for anything besides an actual sporting event in longer than I can remember.

Kiper gave him a AA draft grade

He played the Browns in February?

Dammit I laughed. Does this mean I have to vote Trump now? Please say no.

This one gets me.

There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.

“We interrupt this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants to bring you UConn vs UCF: The ConFLiCT.”