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Dynasties are better than parity.

That Shaq would have had a better career and won more rings if he had stayed in Orlando.

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

David Stern orchestrated the rigging of the 2012 NBA draft lottery to force Anthony Davis to New Orleans before selling the team, providing the franchise, which the league owned, a huge boost in value.

Mainstream sports media generally favors Boston/New England sports teams.

I sincerely believe that Chris Paul is top 10 all time great in NBA history

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Don’t do this. Be a responsible hot pepper cutter.

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I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

So how is it the NBA didn’t fine their players for wearing the Eric Garner β€˜I can’t breathe’ shirts...yet the WNBA fines players making 1/50th of the salary for wearing something similar?

Excellent job, WNBA. These players have just enough to lose that they would be strongly tempted to stay quiet and toe the line, but they don’t. That’s fantastic.

Oh I get it, because women’s sports, right?

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.

What we’re saying is, β€˜Black lives matter, too.’ Period.

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

I guess any time the NBA wants to move something out of Charlotte, the answer is always New Orleans.

Except the rookies who are getting royally screwed for four years, and the superstars who are making a fraction of their value, but that’s none of my business