“when officers asked her to clarify how much she had filled the glasses with”

Don’t worry, she’s gonna stab us in the back.

I’m exhausted already. Last time was a mess.

Lol. Public Displays of Whiteness is far from fair and excellent. As I stated in my own post, Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity meet in the second round. The winner of that match goes to battle Richard Spencer in the third round for essentially the division title, possible the whole conference. The only contender out of …

Fuck.

Maybe Uncle Ruckus has a computer.

I think putting them all on their own, separate train is a great idea. Ethnic separatism is their thing, right? Then, to demonstrate what would happen to their ethno-state if their little secessionist fetish were to come true, we lock it up, set it on fire, and laugh while they all die screaming.

*laughs confidently because lips*

I thought their core values were ignoring their spokesperson’s pedophilia in the hopes that it would all blow over. They just don't have time to encourage racism in their staff, not that it would be a big job in Alabama. 

Those meth pipes can get awful hot with repeated use.

Listen: I’m not saying she looks like Squidward to insult her. I’m saying she looks like Squidward because the resemblance is uncanny!

Who the hell has the time-

But they WILL wring their hands and sigh before they eat your face. These are kinder, gentler face eating leopards.

Moderate Face Eating Leopards still eat faces.

Santa Claus is just what they call the entity formerly known as God. He punishes the wicked, rewards the good, and can fly around the world in an animal-powered vehicle in ONE NIGHT. If you have Santa, what do you need God for?

Avocados are the devil’s balls.

Not even one.