This troll is literally like “Hello, fellow negroes!” Lol, so transparent.

I’m torn because I agree with you but it’s clear that 45 is terrified of Avenatti (to my knowledge, he hasn’t tweeted about him at all) and that makes me what him to run. 

But it’s also an economic issue in a sense that if you are a poor, white person, you’re gonna be in the same position.

Oh God, please, no

You’ll pry my 7+ dildos out of my cold, dead, in-defiance-of-good-taste-, impulse-control-and-medical-recommendation-stuffed orifices.

Trust me that’s not a coincidence. I used to be a cashier there and all of us associates would go out of our way to avoid customers, going so far as to come up with different tactics to do so and knowing which aisles to avoid, then sharing tips with eachother. So believe me if you ever feel like you’re being ignored…

He finally got his chance to use the dick appointment joke and he blew it. It was in the palm of his hand. No barriers stopping him from his master stroke, but as luck would have it, he blew his load, ruined a good pair of pants and now the dog is starving.

I often find myself asking “why are white people so miserable all the time when they own and run everything”?

Along with all of the former USSR and Western Europe

“Exhibiting the exercise of a constitutionally guaranteed right”

“exhibiting characteristics of an armed person”

Ooooh, maybe David Ortiz will buy the company and name it “Big Papi’s Pizza - We actually don’t sell pizza anymore because our owner is Dominican! Have some Sancocho!”

It will absolutely be rebranded PJ’s Pizza in about six months.

yeah they need a dramatic recipe change like Dominoes, last time I ate their pizza I was less then impressed.

Or...the Carters are on tour and doing tons of impromptu fashion shoots, it’s my job to report on fashion, and I’m very good at my job?

Jesus fuck LOL. What this looked like to me:

Yeah, I used to know a girl whose (white) dad was a Vietnam vet, and considered his best friend to be a black guy he’d known since they served together. He still told his daughter that she’d be disowned if she ever brought a black man home. These people are just modern “separate but equal” racists. They’ll be polite…

She could name her Thoughts and Prayers.  This would be the one instance that sending Thoughts and Prayers into a situation could actually make something better.