nope

If I hear someone say their child doesn’t know their real name, I’m sticking around for that shit. There is gold at the end of that rainbow.

Not if I ever wanted to speak to my parents again. They helped pay for that diploma, they were damn sure getting their ceremony out of it.

This was anticipated with the creation of the Tea Party. The “right” would not be able to contain the “extreme right”; thus, let the cannibalism begin! The GOP would implode. However, as they turn upon each other, some voice of reason (Kasich perhaps of the “the GOP left me! campaign) will call for a return too…

But aren’t you the Black folk of Asians? The check is in the mail.

Finish the sentence, dammit!! I don’t know what a clitor is!!

Ovaries, clitor**...(shoot, did I just type/say/feel that??!!)

“The rest of the briefing, as is almost always the case, was notable only for Sanders’ preternatural ability to move her lips without making a single scrap of news or reallyanswering a single question.”

Qwhite unsurprising.

Well, you know...George Washington had slaves, so it was probably a bit easier for him to find that elusive work-life balance.

“Yes, officer, he’s acting very suspicious. He pacing back and forth in the hallway, going in and out of the apartment. Granted, he’s carrying stuff in and coming out empty handed, but you never know...”

Sunken Place 90201

SnkenPlace 90210 isn’t the only place that this is happening. Trayvon Martin wasn’t in a rich neighborhood when Zimmerman killed him.

I swear, Kanye West is pretty much killing us die-hard fans (or at this point, “me”)

Kanye has opened up a new fanbase amongst the MAGites.

“Just stay away from the Ashy Larry types”- Yesha I know you love me and wouldn’t do anything to hurt me on purpose, but my name is Larry and I was once ashy. It was a weird time, I couldn’t find Palmer’s lotion at my college and went with some offbrand shit.

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Chapped Lip and Wearing Sandals With No Socks and Unclipped Toe Nails Twitter.