All hail Michelle Wolf, first of her name, slayer of Fuckabees, teller of truths, and triggerer of snowflakes the globe over.

I’m a white dude and worked in a 5 star restaurant 20 yrs ago, when I met Mr Cosby. Initial reaction was cool, until he spoke to me. He demanded to make his own Espresso, which was fine by me, but one thing i can’t stand is rich fuckers thinking they are smarter, or better than me, cos they have tons of money. NOPE.…

It is mind boggling how many accusers it took for some of these people to believe the victims. I still sometimes hear (Black and White) men on the train discussing it as a witch hunt. There are some people who will never believe he’s guilty.

I formulated a unit of measurement for determining how many women need to make the same allegation before it is taken seriously.

Pretty sure Trump will go with plan B and give it to another veteran he sees on Fox News all the time.

Lol, so basically you are feeling kind of indignant about that one small sentence?

the assholes on the root.

If I go shopping at 2 or 3 in the morning, it won’t be to buy four five tv’s it will be to buy like four or five bags of chips and maybe an Entenmann’s danish

Gotcha covered.

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.

Lou Dobbs was called out for almost calling Condoleeza Rice a “cotton-pickin’ politician”, ten years ago. He said people like her shouldn’t be the “moderator” on the issue of race

This is so unbelievable to me that I have to wonder if it’s a late April Fool’s Joke, and/or Crockett’s way of telling readers he writes for The Onion now.