You gotta fail an literacy test to be a cop in those parts I suppose.

You had me at Ingaliish.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

That motherfucker needs a pop upside his head. And then another. And another. Rinse. Repeat.

Dak sausage

Next time on the Real Housewife of Penn Ave

If you steal they guns, they can’t shoot you.

She looks proud of herself. Like “good job, Barny Fife cops!”

All I know about her “political” interests is that she loves to show her nipples on social media to point out the double standard that everyone has. But... I say we raise the bar higher with shit like this.

It’s so hard to read an article before commenting on it. I assume anyway because so many people are doing that about this topic in particular.

Can you make another account and repost this just so I can give it a star again?

That’s what happens when you throw your lot in with the Circus Peanut.

Oh man, this is so much better lol

He really is that fake mobster who runs his mouth a little too much and ends up getting whacked by the real mob in the first 10 minutes of a Scorsese film.

Someone texted me this news as soon as it got out, and I cackled. I think that’s the only response to this. This is so ridiculous.

I hate Tomi Lahren with the power of a thousand suns. I call bullshit on this article for insinuating that she actually has parents. If that thing isn’t a protein slurry poured into a mold as an eventual host body for Megyn Kelly, I’ll eat my hat.